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Saturday, December 18th, 2004
10:06 pm
Hi, everybody. I hope you have had an entertaining week. There are just a few days until the celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. Let's celebrate it by getting lots of gifts for each other because that is the way it is supposed to be done.
Wednesday, December 15th, 2004
5:02 pm
Friday, November 19th, 2004
4:48 am
Thursday, October 14th, 2004
5:44 pm


3:07 am

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Saturday, September 25th, 2004
12:45 am
Terminal Lyle likes kikes and spics.
Monday, September 13th, 2004
3:24 pm
Tuesday, September 7th, 2004
6:22 am
Tuesday, August 10th, 2004
6:11 pm
6:08 pm

and then a choice quote:

Okay I'm back from my vacation. I spent the last three days in jail! I was arrested for "exposing myself" to a bunch of lesbian protestors! They were protesting some anti-abortion rally and I was all "EHY BABIES LOOK AT MY COCK", and the police arrested me.

What a kettle of bullshit.
Thursday, August 5th, 2004
1:50 pm
Wednesday, July 14th, 2004
11:05 am
Sunday, July 11th, 2004
3:57 am
Friday, July 9th, 2004
2:52 pm
I sometimes wish people would look at me instead of sheilding their eyes from mine and looking directly towards my feet. I just once want someone to look at me and say, "Hey Lyle, man, I really don't mind lookin at you."
Then I might be able to look back at them and give a nod of acknowledgement. I never got to nod at anyone before, I want to understand and to be understood. My crazyfeets can only get me so far, the D&D game last night was about as far as they would take me.
Gertie liked my pants and said something to the effect of me smelling like a man in them. I can't remember exactly what she said, I think it was, "Hey Lyle, I can smell that carcass on your legs from all the way over here." We have an understanding, she stands on one side of the room and I stand on the other, so her being able to smell my pants means that they must be pretty pungent.
I tried to grow in my sideburns and mustache a little bit over the last week so that I might fit the masculine mold a little bit more, but it seems a bit patchy, I think my face must have started balding in splotches before I even ever grew a full beard. My cat takes my hair out sometimes and where there are scars on my faces from her claws the hair no longer appears. I set her on fire once so that she might know the pain of being hairless in spots but I didn't realize she would catch so quickly. I stomped it out and after a few weeks of avoiding me and crying in the walls she got all of her hair back.
Thursday, July 8th, 2004
5:36 am
They call me Crazy Feets because sometimes in my new leather pants I dance as if feets never were an obstacle. Which is funny, because mine are both prosthetic.. so really, they never were.. an obstacle that is.
Tuesday, July 6th, 2004
9:33 pm
volcano drug taker
9:24 pm
Saturday, July 3rd, 2004
10:48 pm
9:32 pm
Friday, July 2nd, 2004
5:25 pm
fakejournal_hey is the new black!
we spread like virii. fyc may ban us, but they sure like our linx mate:
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