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Meat Badger

Name:
Terminal Lyle
Birthdate:
24 March
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External Services:
  • fakejournal_hey@livejournal.com
  • tubular meat AIM status
i hate you!

hi my name is lyle/darryl/stinky/hortence. i've been a eunuch for many years. replacing my testes is a 6 pack of beers. i spread this mess and i must confess my special attraction to herman hesse. this livejournal is stupid. my tits are oblong sacks of chewed food. i have many rashes upon my dick and anus!

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